我叫罗纳德。我今年29岁。 My name is Ronald. I'm 29 years old.
[制片人]你今天为什么来这里？ [producer] Why are you here today?
想要了解陪审团的职责，看看这整件事是怎么回事， To learn about jury duty, see what this whole thing's about,
整个过程，所有的一切。 the process, everything in general.
请你向陪审团作一下自我介绍。 Would you please introduce yourself to the jury.
他毁了我的事业、我的生意和我的心理健康。 He destroyed my career, my business, and my mental health.
-[律师]准确吗？-你在做什么？ - [lawyer] Is that accurate? - What are you doing?
这场审判将是我最后一次审判。 This trial will be my last trial.
有一种叫溴的物质。 There's a substance called bromine.
-反对。-[罗森法官]有效。 - Objection. - [Judge Rosen] Sustained.
你能不能跟他谈谈？他知道发生了什么。 Could you just please talk to him? He knows what happened.
我会逮捕你们每一个人。 I will arrest every last one of y'all.
它有沙拉瓦和地塞米林。 It has sativa in it and Dexedrine.
嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey.
我是说，也许这很常见。我不知道。 I mean, maybe this is common. I don't know.
但我觉得这不可能很常见，因为疯狂的事情总是在发生。 But I feel like this can't be that common 'cause just crazy stuff keeps happening.
[主题音乐播放] [theme music playing]
[嘟嘟声] [beeping]
当他们说“由你的同龄人组成陪审团”时，我认为这是正确的。 When they say "jury of your peers," I think that's accurate.
从我在候诊室里看到的人那里， From the people that I've seen in the waiting room,
你有来自所有阶层的人，年龄段的人，所有的人， you have everybody from all classes of people, age groups, everything,
种族，民族，你能想到的。 races, ethnicities, you name it.
每个人都在等候室里，我感觉。 Everybody's in that waiting room, I feel like.
你想要Twix吗？ You want a Twix?
-不，我很好.谢谢。-没有？ - No, I'm fine. Thanks. - No?
你刚去了自动售货机吗？ Did you just go to the vending machine?
不，我去了，嗯，小礼品店， No, I went in the, um, the little gift shop,
那里没有人，所以我就把它们带走了。 and there was nobody there, so I just took them.
好的。 Nice.
所以，我就像是一个无政府主义者。比如，我不相信规则。 So I am, like, an anarchist of sorts. Like, I don't believe in rules.
我不喜欢制度化的政府体系。 I don't like institutionalized systems of government.
这不是我的菜。 It's just not my thing.
但另一方面，我也是一个有趣的女孩。 But then on the other hand, I'm also kind of a fun girl.
我喜欢你的眼镜。 I like your glasses.
-哦，谢谢.-你看起来像克里斯托弗·罗宾 - Oh, thank you. - You look like Christopher Robin.
呃，我叫诺亚。我刚搬到洛杉矶。 Uh, my name's Noah. I just moved here to LA.
我来自一个..。我来自一个有点小的小镇。嗯.。 I'm from a... I'm from a kinda small town. Um...
我家乡的每个人都说洛杉矶的人很刻薄， Everyone in my hometown said that people in LA were mean,
但是人们都很友善。 but people are nice.
人们是..。 People are...
真的挺不错的。 kinda really nice.
你在这里看起来很可爱。对不起。[咯咯地笑] You just looked cute over here. I'm sorry. [giggles]
-什么？-你让我想起了一个人 - [Noah] What? - You, like, reminded me of someone,
但后来我想，哦，我其实想， but then I was like, oh, I actually, like, wanted to, like,
问你想不想，比如，一根咀嚼棒，或者，一块大块头。 ask you if you wanted, like, a Chewy Bar or, like, a Big Hunk.
哦，呃，不，女士，不。 Oh, uh, no, ma'am, no.
嗯，我很好，但还是谢谢你。那是.。 Um, I'm all right, but thank you. That's...
这真的很大。 That's really big.
[咯咯笑]我以为你会喜欢的。 [giggles] I thought you would like it.
我只是站起来在饮水机旁喝水， I just stood up to get some water at the water fountain,
有人刚刚占了我的位子。 and somebody just took my seat.
哦，听到这个消息我很难过。 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
哦，是啊。 Oh, yeah.
我背着水牛食堂的背包。 I wear a Water Buffalo canteen backpack.
嗯，这有点像是有 Um, it sort of is like having
我一直随身带着一个小饮水机。 a small water fountain with me all the time.
[咕噜声] [slurps]
尽管最终目标将是 Although the ultimate objective would be
那一个人根本不需要佩戴仪器， that one wouldn't need to wear an apparatus at all,
它将是，嗯，只是一个辅助水库 that it would be, um, just an auxiliary reservoir
要么被移植到身体上，要么被移植到身体内。 that would be either grafted onto or inside of the body.
-是的。-补充水分。 - Yes. - For hydration.
[发出滴答声] [slurping]
打扰了。我去拿点水。 Excuse me. I'm gonna get some water.
-哦，是的。-再来一次。 - Oh, yeah. - Again.
[詹姆斯·马斯登]早上好。 [James Marsden] Good morning.
好的，直接走到窗边。他会给你一些文件让你填写。 Yeah, just go right to the window. He'll give you paperwork to fill out.
好吧。好的。 Okay. All right.
很抱歉打扰你，我能和你拍张照吗？ I'm sorry to bother you, but can I take a picture with you, please?
那是什么？ What's that?
我可以和你一起照张相吗？ Can I take a picture with you, please?
-就一个，就一个。-好的，好的，当然. - Just one, just one. - Yeah, yeah, sure.
好吧。嗯.。 Okay. Um...
哦，不，你不必..。 Oh, no, you don't have to...
-对不起，你介意照张相吗？-我们可以自拍. - Sorry, would you mind taking a picture? - We could do a selfie.
我想要整个..。谢谢。 I wanna get the whole... Thank you.
你介意吗？[笑] Do you mind? [laughs]
-很抱歉.-好的，给你. - Sorry about that. - Okay, here you go.
[咯咯笑]好吧。 [chuckles] All right.
我可以吻你的脸颊吗？如果不是，我可以假装。 Can I kiss you on the cheek? If not, I can pretend.
-呃，不如就...-我从这里开始做. - Uh, how about just a... - I'll do it from here.
不如就一点点..。 How about just a little...
-来个空中之吻怎么样？-好的. - How about just an air kiss? - Okay.
[笑]好了，我们会有麻烦的。 [laughs] All right, we're gonna get in trouble.
-让我想想。-是的，一定要检查一下. - Let me see. - Yeah, check 'em for sure.
非常感谢。 Thank you so much.
-很高兴见到你。嗯。-是的，你也是。我非常爱你。 - Very nice to meet you. Yeah. - Yes, you too. I love you so much.
-谢谢你.-谢谢你. - Thank you. - Thank you.
哦，见鬼，伙计，我就是在那里认识你的。 Oh, shit, dude, that's where I know you from.
你在《X战警》里。 You're in X-Men.
噢。[笑] Oh. [laughs]
我一直都在想这件事。 I've been thinking that this entire time.
我没问你的名字。请原谅我。 I didn't ask your name. Forgive me.
-罗纳德。-罗纳德？ - Ronald. - Ronald?
-是的。-詹姆斯。 - Yeah. - James.
-很高兴见到你。-很高兴见到你。 - It's a pleasure. - Nice to meet you.
是的，我试着找出它的位置。我说，“我在哪里见过你。” Yeah, I was trying to pinpoint it. I was like, "I've seen you somewhere."
是啊，但我演过很多东西。 Yeah, but I've been in, like, so much stuff.
就像《X战警》、《发胶和魔法》一样 It's, like, X-Men and Hairspray and Enchanted
西部世界之类的，但是..。 and Westworld and stuff like that, but...
笔记本。 Notebook.
-哦，妈的，你在西部世界？-[笑]是的，我在 - Oh, shit, you're in Westworld? - [chuckles] Yeah, I am.
[制片人]我在《笔记本》里见过他。 [producer] I know him from The Notebook.
他在笔记本里？ He's in The Notebook?
不会吧。他在笔记本里是什么？ Nuh-uh. What is he in The Notebook?
-另一个人.-他是另一个人？ - The other guy. - He's the other guy?
那个她真的应该和他在一起的男人。 The guy she really should have got together with.
天哪。我很久没看过那部电影了。 Oh, my God. I haven't seen that movie in so long.
我甚至没有..。我都没意识到。 I didn't even... I didn't realize.
现在，看看他的袜子在这里。 Now, look at his socks over here.
它看起来像是在说“音速”，我在电影“音速”里。 It looked like it said "sonic," and I'm in that movie Sonic.
我想看看索尼克是不是 I'd like to see if Sonic--
哦，妈的，你在电影《音速》里？ Oh, shit, you're in the movie Sonic?
-对，对，对.-真的？就是那个有..。 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Really? That's the one with...
和金·凯瑞在一起的那个新的，对吗？ The new one with Jim Carrey, right?
是啊，是啊，是啊。 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我听说那不是一部好电影。 I heard that was not a good movie.
-[深深地吸了口气]-很好笑吗？ - [inhales sharply] - Is it funny?
还是应该采取行动？ Or is it supposed to be action?
就像，动作和搞笑，就像，你知道，一部公路旅行伙伴电影。 It's, like, action and funny, like, you know, a road trip buddy movie.
就像，他和我，然后金·凯瑞扮演-- It was, like, he and I, and then Jim Carrey plays the--
你是不是这部电影的主要角色？ Are you, like, a main role in it?
-是的。-哦！ - Yeah. - Oh!
显然，他也出演了新电影《音速》。[咯咯地笑] Apparently, he's in the new Sonic movie too. [chuckles]
-是啊，他说了很多.-[笑] - Yeah, he was talking about that a lot. - [laughs]
我希望我能被释放。 I'm hoping I get released.
我5点有个重要的董事会议，我得赶去。 I got a big director meeting at 5:00 I just gotta make.
我还没有得到这个角色，但这是一个非常非常重要的会议。 I haven't got the role yet, but it's a big, big meeting.
这就对了。 There you go.
我是说，这通常需要多长时间？ I mean, how long does this normally take?
-你以前做过吗？-我正想问你呢. - Have you done this before? - I was gonna ask you.
[罗纳德笑了] [Ronald chuckles]
当人们试图摆脱这一切时，他们通常会说什么？ What do people usually say when they're trying to, like, get out of this?
就像，什么，就像，搬家？就像.。 Like, what's, like, the move? Like...
我只想说我在《家庭男人》上看到的一件事， I'm only going off a thing that I've seen on Family Guy,
这可能不是最好的选择。 and that's probably not the best thing to use.
等等，那是什么？ Wait, what was it?
彼得假装是种族主义者，以逃避陪审团的职责。[咯咯地笑] Peter pretends to be racist to get out of jury duty. [chuckles]
这真是太聪明了。 That's pretty smart.
-往右走，先生。-[詹姆斯]对. - To the right, sir. - [James] Right.
谢谢。往右走。 Thank you. To the right.
[清喉] [clears throat]
好的。 Nice.
如果我们能让这件事尽可能的安静 If we could make this as quiet as possible
而且越快越好。 and quickly as possible, that would be wonderful.
全体起立。 All rise.
加利福尼亚州第28区初审法院现在开庭。 Trial court of the State of California 28th District is now in session.
尊敬的艾伦·罗森法官主持会议。 The Honorable Judge Alan Rosen is presiding.
各位，请坐。 Sit down, folks.
尊敬的，呃，先生们，请脱下你们的帽子。 Respectfully, uh, gentlemen, if you would take off your hats.
最后一排的先生们，请脱下帽子， Gentleman in the last row, if you could remove your hat,
我会很感激的。谢谢。 I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
我已经在这个法庭坐了38年了。 I've been sitting in this courtroom for 38 years.
不幸的是，这场审判将是我的最后一次审判。 And sadly, this trial will be my last trial.
所以，如果没有更好的词，这是我的告别之歌。 So for want of better words, this is my swan song.
我认为有了这一点， And I think with that,
你们当中有没有人因为某种原因不能坐下来 is there any of you, for any reason, who are unable to sit
这次审判可能需要一周左右的时间？ for what might be a week or so for this trial?
您，先生，坐在前排。 You, sir, in the front row.
我计划在周末做手术。 I have a surgery scheduled at the end of the week.
一些东西..。 Something...
我的身体必须从里面出来。 from inside my body has gotta come out.
停止播放。你不会有事的。谢谢。你可以走了。 Stop. You're okay. Thank you. You may be excused.
我得去接孩子了。 I have to pick up kids.
你是主要的看守人吗？ Are you the primary caretaker?
把他们捡起来看着他们，是的。 Of picking them up and watching them, yes.
好吧，好吧，那你可以走了。谢谢。 All right, well, then you're excused. Thank you.
是的，女士，坐在第二排。 Yeah, madam in the second row.
这不是我的风格-- It's just not my thing--
陪审团职责之类的事。 this jury duty stuff.
夫人，我真的很感谢你今天能来。 Madam, I sincerely appreciate you even coming down today.
如果你不是100%承诺，我们也会原谅你。 And if you're not 100% committed, we're gonna excuse you too.
谢谢。 Thank you.
“这不是我的风格。” "It's not my thing."
我认为现在是休息的好时机。我们休庭一小时。 I think this is a good time to break. We'll take an hour recess.
[詹姆斯叹了口气] [James sighs]
有一辆美食车，希望能帮到你。 There's a food truck, so hopefully that'll help you out.
[詹姆斯叹了口气] [James sighs]
女士们先生们，如果你们不告诉我们就离开这里， Ladies and gentlemen, if you leave the property without telling us,
这是对法庭的蔑视。 that's a contempt of court.
你不会想这样对自己的，好吗？ You don't wanna do that to yourself, okay?
-哦，见鬼.-[尼基]谢谢。 - Oh, shit. - [Nikki] Thank you.
-我想，我不会这么做的。-是啊，看着点. - Won't be doing that, I guess. - Yeah, watch it.
[隐约的颤音] [indistinct chatter]
[詹姆斯]只要让法官认可我就行了，你知道吗？ [James] Just gotta get the judge to recognize me, you know?
[罗纳德]嗯。 [Ronald] Mm-hmm.
[詹姆斯]如果我这样做了，我感觉就像当他说，你知道的，“哦，那是詹姆斯·马斯登，” [James] If I do, I feel like when he says, you know, "Oh, that's James Marsden,"
他会放我一马的。 he'll let me off.
我是说，他们总是这样。 I mean, they always do.
哦，当然。我是说，法官似乎要把所有人都放了。 Oh, for sure. I mean, the judge seems to be letting everybody go.
正确的。 Right.
一点儿没错。正确的。 Exactly. Right.
-我能坐在这里吗？-哦，呃，当然可以. - Can I sit here? - Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
谢谢。[咯咯地笑] Thank you. [giggles]
呃，你，呃..。 Um, do you, uh...
你想要我一半的三明治吗？ You want half my sandwich?
真的吗-是的 - Really? - Yeah.
嗯。 Yeah.
我很愿意那样。[咯咯地笑] I would love that. [giggles]
[詹姆斯]哦，见鬼，法官来了。 [James] Oh, shit, there's the judge.
-是他吗？-我想是的 - Is that him? - I think it is.
我想问他我能不能..。 I wanna ask him if I can...
法官大人，我和一位董事有个会面。 Your Honor, I have this meeting with a director.
-这只是工作上的事.-对不起，我不能和陪审员说话. - It's just a work thing. - I'm sorry, I can't talk to jurors.
-等等，那有用吗？-[詹姆斯]没有. - Wait, did that just work? - [James] No.
噢。[笑] Oh. [laughs]
除了3.6升的液体储液器外， In addition to the 3.6-liter liquid reservoir,
我还为固体添加了一个蓄水池 I've also added a reservoir for solids
它可以支持多达28盎司的固体食物， which can support up to 28 ounces of solid food,
只要先把它乳化成细小的糊状。 provided that it's emulsified into a fine paste first.
[发出滴答声] [slurping]
[詹姆斯]是的，我被叫去当陪审员四次了。 [James] Yeah, I've been called for jury duty four times.
每次，我都会被解雇。 Every time, I get dismissed.
但是，呃，这位法官还不明白。 But, uh, this judge just isn't getting it yet.
也许，我得创造一个小场景。 I gotta create a little scene, maybe.
如果他回来了，我可能会宣布我要请大家吃午饭。 If he comes back around, I might just announce I'm buying everybody lunch.
[罗纳德笑了] [Ronald chuckles]
如果你们可以，就像，“哦，好的。” And if you guys can kinda, like, be like, "Oh, yeah."
就像，给他们欢呼或什么的。 Like, give a cheer or something.
我不知道这会不会奏效，但，我是说，试一试。 I don't know if it's gonna work, but, I mean, give it a shot.
天哪，我真不敢相信。 God, I can't believe this.
[詹姆斯]嗯，是的。不，嘿，如果我能下车... [James] Well, yeah. No, no, no, hey, if I can get off...
-他来了，他来了.-[伙计]克丽丝买了素食玉米饼吗？ - Here he comes, here he comes. - [man] Did Chrissy get a vegan taco?
在我自己的后院，这就是他们所做的。 In my own backyard, this is what they do.
好了，各位，我很乐意和大家合影， Okay, everyone, I'd love to take photos with everyone,
我今天就是没时间。 I just don't have the time today.
不过，我买的不是自拍，而是午餐。午餐我请客。 But in lieu of selfies, I'm buying lunch. Lunch is on me.
哦，詹姆斯，宝贝！-哇！ - Ooh, James, baby! - Whoo!
不用谢。这是我的荣幸。这是我的荣幸。 You're welcome. My pleasure. My pleasure.
法官，你想要点什么吗？午餐我请客，法官大人。 Judge, you want something? Lunch is on me, Your Honor.
法官大人？ Your Honor?
《Ally McBeal》第五季？ Ally McBeal season five?
格伦·弗伊，新同事？ Glenn Foy, the new associate?
他会从我的工作中了解到什么？神。 What would he have known from my work? God.
但这并不管用。我要做的是... That didn't work. I'm gonna have to do--
[美食车工作人员]嘿，你想给我一张信用卡吗？ [food truck worker] Hey, do you wanna give me a credit card?
呃..。好的。嗯。 Uh... sure. Yeah.
如果我已经付钱了呢？我能得到报销吗？ What if I already paid? Can I get reimbursed?
我有收据。 I have a receipt.
哇-哇。 Whoo-ooh.
-怎么了？怎么了？怎么了？-你好吗，伙计？ - What up? What up? What up? - How's it going, man?
-啊，该死的，詹姆斯，伙计.-哦，天哪. - Ah, damn it, James, dude. - Oh, man.
-我欠你一个道歉，伙计.-为什么？干什么用?For what？ - I owe you an apology, man. - Why? What for?
我在你面前卑微。 I humble myself before you.
我昨晚看了《音速》，伙计。 I watched Sonic last night, dude.
-你昨晚做的？-是火，兄弟. - You did last night? - It was fire, bro.
嘿，54岁，我不介意你说话，但是，你知道的。 Hey, 54, I don't mind you talking, but just, you know.
谢谢你，我们会帮大家办理入住手续的。 Thank you while we get everybody checked in.
-[詹姆斯]对不起.没问题。没问题。-谢谢你. - [James] Sorry. You got it. You got it. - Appreciate that.
我觉得这很搞笑。 I thought it was hilarious.
你没告诉我本·施瓦茨是Sonic的配音。 You didn't tell me that Ben Schwartz was the voice of Sonic.
哦，是啊。[Stamers] Oh, yeah. [stammers]
我有时会忘了他。 I kind of forget about him sometimes.
我觉得他很搞笑。 I thought he was hilarious.
[罗纳德]我得向那家伙道歉，伙计。 [Ronald] I have to apologize to the guy, man.
这正是我必须要做的。我告诉他我听说那是一部狗屎电影。 That's exactly what I have to do. I told him I heard it was a shit movie.
所以..。[笑] So... [laughs]
-谢天谢地，昨天，我们出来了.-哦，是的，是的。 - Thank God, yesterday, we got out. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
我是说，我知道我们回来了，但我要去见一个人。 I mean, I know we're back, but, like, I have a meeting with this guy.
试着想想，就像，一流的导演 Try and think about, like, the big-time director
这可能有点问题。 that maybe has been somewhat problematic
而且还没有被我打动过。 and hasn't been Me-Tooed yet.
他的名字是昆汀吗？ Is his first name Quentin?
听着，我不能说你是不是猜到了，但是... Look, I can't say if you did guess, but...
好的，好的。 All right, all right.
但如果他打来电话说“你得到这个角色了” But if he calls and says, "You got the part,"
我不能说，“我做不到，我是陪审团的职责。” I can't say, "I can't do it, I'm on jury duty."
一点儿没错。 Exactly.
昨天我们休息得有点早。 We recessed a little early yesterday.
然后，呃，我上车去拿午餐， And, uh, I went to my car to get my lunch,
显然有人闯入了我的车。 and apparently someone had broken into my car.
我拿东西的时候割破了手，所以如果我心情不好，请原谅。 I cut my hand getting things out, so forgive me if I'm not in the best mood.
尼基，你能把六个放进盒子里吗？ Nikki, would you please put six in the box?
这就是所谓的可乘之机。 This is called voir dire.
而法语的英文翻译则是“讲真话”。 And the English translation of the French voir dire is "to speak the truth."
你是，呃，RBI的成员？ You are a member of, um, RBI?
是的，夫人。 Yes, ma'am.
什么是打点？ What's RBI?
Reddit调查局。 Reddit Bureau of Investigations.
我是说，是的，我喜欢真实犯罪纪录片， I mean, yeah, I'm into true-crime documentaries,
播客，所有的东西，你知道的。 podcasts, all that stuff, you know.
所以当我收到传票时，我就像是，“见鬼了，终于来了。” So when I got the summons, I was like, "Hell yeah, finally."
但是，不，这个案子很愚蠢。 But, nah, this case is dumb.
看起来你有很多孩子。 It looks like you have a lot of kids.
-就像，很多孩子。-[罗斯]我知道。我知道。嗯.。 - Like, a lot of kids. - [Ross] I do. I do. Um...
我不能长时间离开我的孩子们。 I can't be away from my kids for a long period of time.
[罗森法官]你有几个孩子，先生？ [Judge Rosen] How many kids you got, sir?
我有36个孩子。 I have 36 kids.
你是谁，养父母吗？ What are you, a foster parent?
我是一名教师，所以那些孩子中的许多人，我觉得他们就像我自己的孩子。 I'm a teacher, so a lot of those kids, I feel like they're my own kids.
这些是你的学生吗？ These are your students?
是的，他们是我的学生，但当他们... Yes, they're my students, but when they're--
先生，这不重要。坐下。 Sir, this isn't relevant. Sit down.
我的背部受伤了。一年前，我遇到了一场车祸。 I have a back injury. A year ago, there was a car accident that I came upon.
我把一个三岁的小女孩从车里拉出来，车就滚了起来。 I pulled a three-year-old girl out of the car and it rolled.
医护人员不得不把我从车里救出来， The paramedics had to cut me out of the car,
生活的大白鲨有点掐我的后背。 and the jaws of life kind of pinched me in the back.
C4-C5破裂了，我不能长时间坐着。 C4-C5 was ruptured and I just can't sit for long periods of time.
对不起。你刚才指的是哪里？ I'm sorry. Where were you just pointing?
C4-C5，在这下面那里有..。我想，呃，它们是紧凑的。 C4-C5, down here. There's... They're, uh, compacted, I think.
好吧，好吧，有一个问题。你的C4-C5在你的脖子上。 Okay, well, there's one problem. Your C4-C5 is up by your neck.
要不就是不适合我？ How about it's just not for me?
你坐下来，先生。 You sit down, sir.
我，实际上，我和，嗯，和我的女朋友有一次旅行。 I, actually, I have this trip with, um, with my girlfriend.
这是我们的..。今天是我们结婚六个月纪念日。 It's our... It's our six-month anniversary.
[黛布拉]旅行？ [Debra] A trip?
嗯。这是我们第一次完全不受监督。 Yeah. This is the first time that we've been completely unsupervised.
我们的父母不在那里，所以你可以看到 Our parents aren't there, so you could kind of see
那会是怎样的，就像，一个大-- how that would be, like, a big--
先生，休假不是借口。我听说-- Sir, a vacation is not an excuse. I've heard--
只是我们的父母不会在身边， It's just that our parents aren't gonna be around,
所以我们真的可以自由地做任何事情。 so we're really free to do anything that...
-任何我们还没做的事.-[黛布拉]对. - anything we haven't done yet. - [Debra] Right.
[诺亚]你可以想象-- [Noah] You can imagine what--
打扰了。我都听过了。 Excuse me. I've heard it all.
和你的女朋友一起离开，这是不够的。 And going away with your girlfriend, that's not gonna suffice.
我非常抱歉。 I'm terribly sorry.
除了这次旅行，还有其他原因吗， Are there any other reasons, aside from this trip,
你觉得你在这件事上不能成为一个好的陪审员？ that you feel that you would not be able to be a good juror for this matter?
[诺亚]嗯. [Noah] Um...
我，嗯..。 I, um...
我-我..。 I-I...
-先生。-我-我-- - Sir. - I'm-I'm--
我也是，呃，种族主义者。 I also am, uh, racist.
先生，请坐。 Sir, please have a seat.
对不起。你是种族主义者？ I'm sorry. You're a racist?
[诺亚]我，呃... [Noah] I, uh...
不，我很抱歉。我-我不是。我不是种族主义者。我，嗯..。 No, I'm sorry. I-I'm not. I'm not racist. I, um...
有人告诉我，这会奏效。 I was told that that would work.
谁跟你说的？ Who told you that?
嗯.。 Um...
好吧，不要紧。 All right, never mind.
如果我让你宣誓，你能证明你不是种族主义者吗？ If I put you under oath, you would attest that you are not a racist?
-对吗？-不，我不对我没有。 - Is that correct? - No, I'm not. I'm not.
-我很抱歉.对不起。-[罗森法官]好的. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - [Judge Rosen] Okay.
律师。 Counsel.
我想我要让这群人走了，法官大人。 I think I'm gonna let this group go, Your Honor.
-[罗森法官]是的。-请坐. - [Judge Rosen] Yeah. - Please.
是。 Yes.
伙计，我真不敢相信他会这么说。这太疯狂了。 Dude, I can't believe he said that. That was crazy.
-他让他去做的.-我没有让他这么做。 - He told him to do it. - I did not tell him to do it.
-[笑]-我从来没有让他这么做。 - [laughs] - I never told him to do it.
那是相当笨拙的。 That was pretty clumsy.
这是有趣的一天。 It's been an interesting day.
你是买的还是租的？ Did you buy or rent Sonic?
我在Hulu上看到的。 I saw it on Hulu.
这真是令人沮丧。 That's a bummer.
如果你买了，我就有一块钱了。 If you would've bought it, I would've got a dollar.
上面说你是USTHO的成员。 It says here that you're a member of the USTHO.
嗯，美国跨舒曼主义组织。 Um, United States Transhumanist Organization.
变装什么？ Trans what?
跨舒马主义者组织。 Transhumanist Organization.
这就像是一个政治倡导团体。 It's, like, a political advocacy group.
你们这帮家伙在倡导什么？ What are you guys advocating for?
倡导改变人们的态度，嗯…… Advocating for changing attitudes around, um...
把控制论融入到日常生活中。 the incorporation of, like, cybernetics into, um, everyday life.
光剑怪人？ Lightsaber-netics?
就像控制论一样。 Like, cybernetics.
就像控制论一样。谢谢。 Like, cybernetics. Thank you.
54号陪审员。 Juror number 54.
81号陪审员。 Juror number 81.
你以前当过陪审团成员吗？ Have you ever served on a jury before?
呃，是的，夫人。 Uh, yes, ma'am.
那是在洛杉矶吗？ Was that here in Los Angeles?
不是的。 No.
[黛布拉]它在哪里？ [Debra] Where was it?
戛纳电影节。 Cannes.
在法国？ In France?
是的，这是电影节。 Yeah, it's the film festival.
[黛布拉]我是说，民事或刑事陪审团。 [Debra] I mean, a civil or a criminal jury.
[詹姆斯]哦，不，不。抱歉的。不是的。 [James] Oh, no, no. Sorry. No.
[黛布拉]好的。 [Debra] Okay.
-非常感谢。-你明白了. - Thank you very much. - You got it.
[黛布拉]谢谢你。 [Debra] Appreciate you.
在座的任何人有没有理由不觉得 Does anyone here have any reason why they don't feel
好像他们会是这个案子的好陪审员一样？ like they would be a good juror for this case?
呃..。 Uh...
是的，嗯，我觉得有机会 Yes, um, I feel like there's a chance
我可能是一个不受欢迎的，呃，让人分心的人。 that I might be an unwelcome, uh, distraction.
为什么会这样，先生？ Why is that, sir?
我是一个知名的公众人物。 I'm a recognizable public figure.
恕我直言，我不认识你。对不起，你是谁？ Respectfully, I don't recognize you. I'm sorry, who are you?
那是，呃..。那好吧。很多人都这样做。 That's, uh... That's okay. A lot of people do.
我最近的一部电影是刺猬索尼克这部电影。 My most recent movie is this movie Sonic the Hedgehog.
我们只是..。 And we were just...
这位先生和我昨天刚聊过这件事， This gentleman and I were just chatting about it earlier and yesterday,
他是他的铁杆粉丝，我们... and he's a big fan and we--
你在和这位先生说话吗？ You were talking to this gentleman?
起立。 Stand up.
-你知道这家伙是谁吗？-我知道. - Do you know who this fella is? - I do, yeah.
昨天我花了一点时间才注意到他， It took me a little bit to notice him yesterday,
但我认得他，是的。 but I recognize him, yes.
他做了什么？ What has he done?
他拍过《X战警》了，索尼克。他在发胶，27件礼服。 He's done X-Men, Sonic. He's in Hairspray, 27 Dresses.
-着迷了。-呃，葬礼上的死亡. -Enchanted. - Uh, Death at a Funeral.
-嗯.-[詹姆斯]西部世界。 - Um... - [James] Westworld.
那些电影你都看过了吗？ Have you seen all those films?
-没有。-[罗森法官]好的. - No. - [Judge Rosen] Okay.
你觉得他坐着会让你分心吗？ Do you think that him sitting would be a distraction?
对我来说不是，不是。 Not for me, no.
恕我直言，我也不认为你会让人分心。 With all due respect, I don't think you'd be a distraction either.
所以你们两个为什么不坐下来。 So why don't you both sit down.
[詹姆斯叹了口气] [James sighs]
[罗森法官]我们将休息90分钟。 [Judge Rosen] We're gonna break for 90 minutes.
当你回来时，我们会宣布陪审团的选择，所以请享用你的午餐。 We will announce jury selection when you return, so enjoy your lunch.
2点35分回到3号审判室。 Come back to courtroom three at 2:35.
-[罗纳德]哦，天哪.-是的，你应该这样做。 - [Ronald] Oh, boy. - Yes, you ought to.
伙计，兄弟。 Dude, bro.
不要以《X战警》为主角。你从来不会那么做的。 Don't lead with X-Men. You never do that.
人们会想到X战警，他们会想到杰克曼。他们认为..。 People think of X-Men, they think of Jackman. They don't think...
管他呢。这很好。这很好。这很好。 Whatever. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
我想我还是找到了点小东西，所以... I think I got a little something anyway, so...
这事还没完呢。 This ain't over.
嗨，香农。嘿，我是马斯登。 Hey, Shannon. Hey, it's Marsden.
呃，我需要你帮我做件事。 Uh, I need you to do something for me.
好吧，狗屎可以等一等。你可以明天来取。 Well, the dog shit can wait. You can pick it up tomorrow.
听着，我需要你帮我打个电话。 Listen, I need you to call someone for me.
[汽车报警声] [car alarm beeping]
好了，各位，律师已经在你们午餐时间见过我了。 All right, folks, counsel has met with me during your lunch hour.
你们进展如何？ How are you guys coming along?
[黛布拉]我们就在那里。没问题。 [Debra] We're right there. You got it.
[罗森法官]那么这就是名单？ [Judge Rosen] Then this is the list?
-我知道了.-[肖恩]就是这样. - I got it. - [Shaun] This is it.
-[罗森法官]好的.-[黛布拉]好的. - [Judge Rosen] Okay. - [Debra] Okay.
好了，伙计们，当我叫你们的号码时， Okay, folks, as I call your number,
请起立，在陪审员席就座。 please stand and take a seat in the jury box.
24号。 Number 24.
43号。 Number 43.
56号。 Number 56.
请起立，56号。 [Nikki] Please stand, 56.
哦，不可能！ Oh, no way!
令我震惊的是56号，那位自称是种族主义者的绅士。 I was shocked with number 56, the gentleman who claimed to be racist.
哦，诺亚。 Oh, Noah.
[罗森法官]50号。 [Judge Rosen] Number 50.
就像，他就像，就像，真的，就像，无辜的， [giggles] Like, he's just, like, really, like, innocent,
我觉得我想，像，让他堕落。 and I feel like I want to, like, corrupt him.
[两人都笑] [both laugh]
[罗森法官]73号。 [Judge Rosen] Number 73.
54号。 Number 54.
[詹姆斯深深地呼出一口气] [James exhales deeply]
该死，兄弟，我不敢相信他们选了你！这太疯狂了。 Damn, bro, I can't believe they picked you! That's crazy.
是啊，伙计。 Yeah, man.
[罗森法官]17号 [Judge Rosen] Number 17.
14号。 Number 14.
11号。 Number 11.
[叹息] [sighs]
[罗森法官]41号。 [Judge Rosen] Number 41.
和37号。 And number 37.
这将是被选为我们12名陪审员的人。 That will be the people who are selected as our 12 jurors.
我们还提名了两名候补人选。 We also name two alternates.
他们将在整个审判过程中坐着。 They will sit throughout the trial.
呃，47号。 Uh, number 47.
先生，嗯，你为什么不坐在那位先生旁边的座位上。 Sir, um, why don't you take the seat next to that gentleman.
哎呀。 Oof.
[罗森法官]还有，呃... [Judge Rosen] And, uh...
81号。 Number 81.
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81号？ Number 81?
[叹息] [sighs]
[咕噜声] [grunts]
哎呀。 Oof.
说到这里，尼基，请你向陪审员和候补人选宣誓。 And with that, Nikki, if you would swear the jurors and the alternates in place.
请大家起立，举起你们的右手。 [Nikki] If you all can please stand and raise your right hand, please.
你可以随心所欲地把你的东西放在地板上。 You can put your belongings on the floor however you need to.
你是否了解并同意你会很好地、真实地审理这起案件？ Do you understand and agree that you will well and truly try the case
现在正在等待本法庭的裁决和真正的判决 now pending before this court and a true verdict render
只是根据提交给你的证据 according only to the evidence presented to you
并听从法庭的指示？ and to the instructions of the court?
-[陪审员]我知道。-[陪审员]是的。 - [juror] I do. - [jurors] Yes.
你现在是希尔格罗夫对莫里斯一案的陪审团。 [Nikki] You are now the jury in the matter of Hilgrove versus Morris.
请就座。 Please take your seats.
[罗森法官]请坐。 [Judge Rosen] Be seated, please.
好的，通常发生在..。 Okay, typically what happens in...
-[砰]-见鬼，这是怎么回事？ - [banging] - What the hell is going on?
马斯登！ [man] Marsden!
马斯登先生！ Mr. Marsden!
-哟，哟，哟.-[男人]打扰一下！ - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. - [man] Excuse me!
詹姆斯!詹姆斯! James! James!
哟，你们怎么让他们..。 Yo, how y'all let them...
你们是怎么让他们通过安检的？ How y'all let them get through the security?
律师。 Counsel.
这种事不能再发生了，伙计们。 [Nikki] That can't happen again, guys.
[罗纳德]我看到了狗仔队，就在他们出现的同时。 [Ronald] I saw the paparazzi at, like, the same time they showed up.
我只是碰巧在那个区域看了看， I just happened to be looking over in that area,
我看到一声巨响来自被按下的摄像机 and I saw the bang came from the camera being pressed up
非常快地撞到玻璃上。 really quickly against the glass.
所以我看到了。所以它确实让我跳了起来。 So I saw it. So it definitely did make me jump.
尼基，怎么了？-我来了。 - Nikki, what's going on? - I'm coming.
胡说，哟。 Bullshit, yo.
[罗森法官]怎么回事？ [Judge Rosen] What's going on?
可能有一些是从屋外传来的。 Possibly some coming from outside of the house.
我不知道他们是怎么从另一个侧门进来的。 I don't know how they got through the other side doors.
[罗森法官]狗仔队是怎么进来的？ [Judge Rosen] How the hell did the paparazzi get in?
如果这还不够让人分心，我不知道什么才是。 If this hasn't been enough distraction, I don't know what is.
马斯登先生，请站起来好吗？ Mr. Marsden, could you stand up, please?
好的。[清喉] Sure. [clears throat]
这些狗仔队，他们是来找你的吗？ These paparazzi, are they here for you?
我想是的。 I believe so.
这是我的命运，先生。他们跟着我。 This is my lot in life, sir. They follow me.
你不能控制他们。他们出现了。 You can't control them. They show up.
老实说，我已经习惯了。 And I've gotten used to it, to be honest.
你觉得这些人有没有可能会干涉 Do you think there's a possibility that these folks will interfere
陪审员想要八卦你吗？ with the jurors in trying to get gossip on you?
是啊，有可能。我是说..。 Yeah, potentially. I mean...
就像我说的，我控制不了他们。 Like I said, I can't control them.
这是个问题。 This is a problem.
我完全同意你的看法。 I couldn't agree with you more.
听着，我明白你为什么要放我走。 Listen, I understand why you gotta let me go.
我希望我能留下来服侍。我就上路了。 I wish I could stay and serve. I'll just be on my way.
哪儿也别去。哪儿也别去。坐下。 Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Sit down.
[詹姆斯叹了口气] [James sighs]
[罗森法官]我想澄清一件事。 [Judge Rosen] I wanna make one thing clear.
我不会让这个案子 I will not let this case
导致无效审判。 result in a mistrial.
如果我38年的职业生涯在一场嘲弄中结束，我会被诅咒的。 I will be damned if my 38-year career ends in a mockery.
候补陪审员81号，你不会被解除陪审团职责。 Alternate Juror 81, you are not dismissed from jury duty.
我们将隔离陪审团。 We are going to sequester the jury.
明天上午10点你会回到这里。 You'll be back here tomorrow at 10:00 in the morning.
您需要携带至少一周的个人物品。 You will bring personal belongings for at least a week.
我会在早上给你适当的指示来进行自动减支。 I will give you proper instructions for sequestration in the morning.
-我不知道这个词的定义。-我用谷歌搜索了一下.这是“与世隔绝的” - I don't know the definition of the word. - I googled it. It's "isolated."
-与世隔绝-分开。 - Isolated. - Separated.
就像露营一样，跟所有这些人住在一起。 It's gonna be, like, camp, like, staying with all of these people.
明白了吗，伙计们？ Are we clear, folks?
明白了吗，先生？ Are we clear, sir?
是的，先生。 Yes, sir.
明天，更多细节，上午10：00 Tomorrow, more details, 10:00 AM.
你们今天可以下课了。 Y'all dismissed for today.
我们一定要共用一间房吗？ Do we have to share rooms?
-就像，彼此？-明天早上你就会知道了. - Like, with each other? - You'll find out tomorrow morning.
哦，我希望不会。我打呼噜。 Oh, I hope not. I snore.
我还在试着自己弄明白一些事情。 I'm trying to still figure out stuff myself.
[制片人]嗨，伙计们，我们很乐意接受你们的采访。 [producer] Hey, guys, we'd love to do an interview with all of you.
我们要在房间里转一转。 We're gonna go around the room.
每个人都用一个词告诉我们你现在的感受。 Everyone tell us what you're feeling right now in one word.
让我们从帕特开始吧。 Let's start with Pat.
所以，什么，我感觉如何？ So, what, how do I feel?
[制片人]是的。一句话。 [producer] Yeah. One word.
被绑架了。 Kidnapped.
高兴的。 Happy.
既兴奋又恼火。 Excited-annoyed.
这是一种新的体验。 It's a new experience.
呃..。被误解了。 Uh... misunderstood.
理解。 Understanding.
为我的事业哀悼。 In mourning for my career.
冒险。 Adventure.
很好。 Fine.
心急如焚。 Eager.
哼。 Meh.
我只想对在座的每一个人说，我并不是种族主义者。 I just wanna say to everybody here, I'm not actually racist.
我只想说清楚。我只是真的想出去... I just wanna make it clear. I was just really trying to get out...
我不想当陪审员。我不能去，因为我的日程安排有冲突。 I didn't want to do jury duty. I can't because I have schedule conflict.
这只是我所说的，那是-- And that was just something I kind of said that's--
不过，也许下次别这么说了。 Maybe next time don't say that, though.
-是的。我太抱歉了。我只是，-你为什么说你是种族主义者 - Yeah. I'm so sorry. I just-- - Why did you say you're racist?
我不知道，我只是觉得... I don't know, I just thought that's--
只是，就像，为下一次消除它。 Just, like, eliminate that for the next time.
嗯。嗯。完全没问题。嗯。 Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah.
这是我的一个愚蠢的想法。我不知道我为什么这么说。 It's a stupid idea I had. I don't know why I said that.
[罗森法官]这一季的陪审团职责。 [Judge Rosen] This season on Jury Duty.
我荣幸地代表雅基·希尔格罗夫女士。 I have the honor of representing Ms. Jacqui Hilgrove.
这将由你来决定她的痛苦值多少钱。 It will be up to you to determine how much her suffering is worth.
-我要让他们看看.哦！-[罗森法官]哦，我的天。 - I'm gonna show them. Oh! - [Judge Rosen] Oh, my God.
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[所有人都尖叫] [all scream]
-我的天！-这一定会很棒的 - Oh, my God! - This is gonna be awesome.
[罗森法官]这可能是最非正统的审判…… [Judge Rosen] This is probably the most unorthodox trial...
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit!
...是我主持的。 ...that I've presided over.
总会有一些疯狂的事情发生。 There's always something crazy that comes up.
哦，我的天。 Oh, my goodness.
骨骼有更多的骨骼，然后只有骨骼，然后是骨骼和其他骨骼。 Bones with more bones, and then just the bones, and then bones with other bones.
“我们看到了詹姆斯·马斯登的大便。” "We saw James Marsden's giant shit."
我会逮捕你们每一个人。 [Nikki] I will arrest every last one of y'all.
-好的，等等，慢点.-好的. - Okay, wait, slow down. - Okay.
[大家欢呼] [all cheering]
哦，不!不是的！ Oh, no! No!
[罗纳德]出现了太多奇怪、疯狂的事情。 [Ronald] There have been so many just weird, crazy things that have came up.
谁知道这个时候会发生什么呢？ Who knows what's gonna happen at this point?
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